I’m so sorry – I hope I’m not bothering you. I never do this normally, but I just have to ask – did you have class outside? It’s just that I thought I …
Yesterday’s Sleepytime Bear Expanded Universe post led to one of the most quietly exciting revelations I’ve ever heard: I am connected through Twitter …
SleepyTime Bear (chamomile, resting, hearthiness, cat proximity, nightshirtedness. Good for relaxation and a mild sleep aid.) Rolling-Pin Matron (theob…
Welcome to classic restaurant, bathroom downstairs, big carpet for downstairs flight of stairs to bathroom! We have it: carpeted stairs down to bathroo…
Did you know there were other Wachowski sisters? Did you know that one of them has an unproduced noir screenplay about a haunted garbageman? Now you wi…
The Zero Abuse Project, a collective of multiple programs “dedicated to the elimination of child abuse,” published their assessment of Menlo Church thi…
Here’s what we know so far: You said something, fairly recently. Quite recently, to be precise, or as precise as possible, given current limitations. T…
Leaving the house for the afternoon: Better bring everything. You never know when the afternoon is going to turn into the evening, and by then you’re h…
Source. Greet Orson. Order Chicken Divan. Mention Irving Thalberg. Order Soupe du Soir. Mention Spencer Tracy. “You didn’t like it?” Order Sardines á l…
You know the ones I mean! Where the cashmere and wigs budget is $Infinity and it’s just a sea of Wives, the immutable class of WIVES, who are learning …
And I’m sorry to say it, and I’ll say it so gently, as gentle as my pudding face, but I’ve just got to say it, and I wrote a book about her, and it’s c…
The Hotel Dull, Food Indifferent project is a weekly fiction series that, for legal purposes, charts various uncomfortable meals hosted by the nameless…