An Incomplete Ranking Of Sweet Valley High Characters In Order Of Trans Resonance

Bruce Patman

“With an arrogance born of years of practice, Bruce Patman strutted slowly out of the dressing area and onto the track. His brand-new red running shorts were short enough to expose nearly the entire length of his long, muscled legs, while his white, sleeveless T-shirt emphasized his sleek, tanned arms. He had the look of a winner, and with …