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An Incomplete Ranking Of Sweet Valley High Characters In Order Of Trans Resonance

An Incomplete Ranking Of Sweet Valley High Characters In Order Of Trans Resonance

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Daniel Lavery
Jun 21, 2019
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Bruce Patman

“With an arrogance born of years of practice, Bruce Patman strutted slowly out of the dressing area and onto the track. His brand-new red running shorts were short enough to expose nearly the entire length of his long, muscled legs, while his white, sleeveless T-shirt emphasized his sleek, tanned arms. He had the look of a winner, and with …

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