Are Bitches Still Welcome In The O.C.? The G…

“Boy, if you’d told Mallory Ortberg of The Toast in 2015, ‘Hey, six years from now, you’re gonna be like, a happy fat guy living in Brooklyn talking about Warhammer with a wife and a girlfriend. How do you feel about that,’ she would have run for the hills! She would have eviscerated that guy! Are you kidding me? Her whole thing was about, like, work-appropriate Spanx and never looking foolish…I sometimes really enjoy that moment of, ‘Oh, she would have crossed the street to avoid me.’”

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