At First Everyone Enjoyed The Scooters. Then The Scooters Became Mandatory

The scooters appeared without instruction, without preparation, reverse-raptured into every street, sidewalk, and public thoroughfare in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, raised incorruptible and all-changed. Perhaps they made their first appearance properly ordered and upright, but if that was the case no one could remember it. Whatever they may ha…