Yesterday’s journey through the incestuous implications of Sweet Valley High may have felt a little rough for some readers – allow me to massage away the pain with a trip to V.C. Andrews’ Flowers in the Attic, delivered in the style of a Francine Pascal ghostwriter. If you’re not intimately familiar with both series, this will mean less than nothing to …
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