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Jendi's avatar

"My boyfriend wants to make out, how do I prevent this?" The answer's right there on the cover: start YODELING

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el-muzz's avatar

ahhh I vaguely remember a Goofus and Gallant-like piece, where the good smart girl wore a modest loose crew-neck shirt, and the obvious sinner girl wore a shirt that was low-cut and a little bit see-through. GUESS WHO GOT TO MARRY A YOUTH PASTOR

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Chloe's avatar

WHELP, on today's episode of Unexpected Reminders Of My Anxious Repressed Youth That Have Me Staring Off Into The Middle Distance: "gel pens for devotional journals" yikes yep... yep.

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Backster's avatar

As a former Christian-bookstore marketing flack, I can say with (dated) authority: yes. You would have made a RIGHTEOUS FORTUNE with this and thoroughly unseated Joyce Meyer and Joel Osteen with all his teeth from the related book charts. Huzzah!

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