Captain James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian and I contend daily with my feelings
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N.B. Your faithful tinylettrist composed and sent this on Friday March 31st, in the year of our Lord 20 and 17; it was immediately flagged by the abuse prevention team, presumably for the liberal use of the phrase "James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian." I have spent the last five days of my life emailing a very earnest customer support team member doing my best to prove that I am not a pornbot sent to bedevil him. Keep these words secret, keep them locked in your heart; whosoever should add to the words of this scroll, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written of therein, and if any man shall take away from the words of this prophecy, God shall take away his part of the book of life.
Captain James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian and I contend daily with my feelings
Captain James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian…
Captain James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian and I contend daily with my feelings
N.B. Your faithful tinylettrist composed and sent this on Friday March 31st, in the year of our Lord 20 and 17; it was immediately flagged by the abuse prevention team, presumably for the liberal use of the phrase "James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian." I have spent the last five days of my life emailing a very earnest customer support team member doing my best to prove that I am not a pornbot sent to bedevil him. Keep these words secret, keep them locked in your heart; whosoever should add to the words of this scroll, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written of therein, and if any man shall take away from the words of this prophecy, God shall take away his part of the book of life.