Every Time Liz Lemon Is Almost Gay Or Something ("Or Something") On 30 Rock

I am not yet building towards a thesis. The world is not ready – may never be ready – for my grand unifying theory of Liz Lemons, my Casaubonesque Key To All Lizologies. I write here merely to supply the grand jury with the all the relevant facts; I do not yet – do you hear me? – I do not yet argue my case. As it is written in the book of John, chapter …