The dogs woke me up around 4 this morning, and after a feverish attempt to fall back asleep where I’m not sure if it actually happened or if I ended up buying a lot of pickled fruit through a social media ad instead (will report back if jars of pickled fruit arrive in a few days), I found myself thinking a lot about horse replacement.
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