Ah, gentlemen, please – allow me to nervously twist the billet in my slender white hands before rushing between you and declaring that I am not worth sacrificing your safety, your honor, your good names as sensible, upstanding men! Think on your long-standing friendship – the promises you offered your poor mothers when you left home – think of your drooping, upright sisters – think on your futures, sirs! Think of
"Thinking of my dear friends the cows, and my even dearer friends the goose-herders." I don't know why this line made me laugh so hard. Possibly because of the mention of geese!
PULL UP YOUR FORESKINS DEAR SIRS
dear lord please give me a chance to say this IRL I beg
LOL! May I put "gender rascal" in my bio?
Honestly, life goals
"Thinking of my dear friends the cows, and my even dearer friends the goose-herders." I don't know why this line made me laugh so hard. Possibly because of the mention of geese!