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"Helen," by H.D.

"Helen," by H.D.

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Daniel Lavery
Oct 12, 2018
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Everyone hates her. I mean it. That’s not exaggeration for the purposes of comedy, or hyperbole, or anything like that. Check in with Greece. The whole thing. Ask around.    
Things we hate about Helen: eyes, check, face, check, the way she’s always standing around   
even when she’s not on the schedule for the day and neither is that boyfriend…

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