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"Metamorphic rocks are gneiss"

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*chortles in New Hampshire accent*

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You are a perfect New England man!

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"...Stand still, then Marvell’s Fun Sun Run." I love this Marvell reference.

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I ADORED THIS. Thank you.

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I, too, am having a meltdown over the end of August, as a person from someplace warm in (actual) New England. I demand a refund for July.

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