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Vingt-quatre van Damme's avatar

"Metamorphic rocks are gneiss"

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estah's avatar

*chortles in New Hampshire accent*

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Anna's avatar

You are a perfect New England man!

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J. Woods's avatar

"...Stand still, then Marvell’s Fun Sun Run." I love this Marvell reference.

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Katie L.'s avatar

I ADORED THIS. Thank you.

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Addy's avatar

I, too, am having a meltdown over the end of August, as a person from someplace warm in (actual) New England. I demand a refund for July.

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J. Woods's avatar

I'm also in actual New England but I'm happy that it's getting cooler.

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Addy's avatar

But are you from a place with a 2-3 month wind-down period between seasons? This is key to the meltdown.

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J. Woods's avatar

I'm in Boston. The bar for a meltdown isn't that high here.

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