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How To Take A Shower
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How To Take A Shower

Daniel Lavery
Apr 9, 2018
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  1. Shower according to whatever customs suit you.

  2. Now it is Towel Time.

  3. Wrap as many towels as you comfortably can about your person, not neglecting the head.

  4. Could you put another towel on? If so, do.

  5. Now you are Entowelled. This is your life now. Towel Time ends only when you must wear clothing, not when you grow weary of being Entowelled (if anyone has …

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