The cutest boy in school has never been afraid of anything, not even once. Your mother is, you know, hoo boy. It’s genuinely unclear to me if you have had sex with your best friend or not. Like, there was a scene where you two were laying down together, and then in the next scene there’s a throwaway line about how the light has changed, and several paragraphs
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Needs more eunuchs.