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I Fed My Dog A Quail Egg

Because it's the smallest kind of egg, and he's the smallest kind of dog

Daniel Lavery
Sep 14, 2020
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Hey I just wanted you to know: Yesterday me and my good friend Ben got some quail eggs, because dogs usually like eggs, but my dog is really small, so it seems like he should have the smallest egg available, and there’s a place down the road that sells quail eggs, so things really just proceeded from there.

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my dogs really small so i got some quail eggs so stay tuned if you want to watch my small dog eat a small egg
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first you show him the egg
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then he must learn to be Calm for the egg
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We got really hung up on the suggested Google searches for “can dogs eat quail eggs,” which included Do dogs know to be gentle with babies?, What dogs can hold an egg in their mouth?, Why do dogs know to be gentle with babies?', What happens if you put an egg in a dog’s mouth?, and Why are dogs careful with eggs?

And then, you know, as promised, here’s how it went trying to feed him the egg (very little amount):

So we had to break it in half for him. 3.6 pounds, half a quail’s egg, tough time. Have a great rest of your day, please.

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Ashley
Sep 14, 2020Liked by Daniel Lavery

I LOVE HOW HE LICKS HIS LITTLE NOSE BEFORE GRABBING THE LITTLE EGG that is all thank you for sharing this content

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Nat
Sep 14, 2020

BRING BON BON YET SMALLER EGGS

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