I'm Nicole Kidman – I'm A Married Woman – I'm…

Daniel Lavery

Dec 3, 2020

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Heather Havrilesky

Dec 3, 2020

GODDAMN GENIUS

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This was all perfect, but I laughed so hard I choked at "get in the SUV for millionaire kindergarten"

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Vingt-quatre van Damme

Dec 4, 2020

Sneakerheads are going crazy for the latest drop from Bag of Secrets x Humiliation Ape.

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this writing completely captivated me

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I'm Nicole Kidman – I'm A Married Woman – I'm…