I didn’t used to get it, the hyphens, or the em dashes, I have never been able to keep track of which is which and probably never will and use them both interchangeably, and I was just like, okay, I can get behind the all-white shawls, the reclusion, the solid Yankee-no-thank-you, the “upstairs-in-Massachusetts No,” the attic sentiment, the windowhearte…