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I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You – I'm A Redwall Mouse

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I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You – I'm A Redwall Mouse

Daniel Lavery
Jan 22, 2020
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I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You – I'm A Redwall Mouse

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I’m terribly sorry, I can’t hear whatever it is that you’re saying — I’m a Redwall mouse, a grizzled but stalwart bulwark of Redwall Abbey, and I can’t stop to chat. I’ve got to carry this fine silver fish out to the Great Hall, and, being a mouse, this requires both of my paws (sturdy, reliable, prayerful, humble, winter-wrazzled) and simply all of my …

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