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Impulses I Have Had To Restrain This Year

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Impulses I Have Had To Restrain This Year

Daniel Lavery
Mar 5, 2018
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Impulses I Have Had To Restrain This Year

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To be read in a patient, loving-yet-exasperated voice (not the author’s) to oneself.

You already have that teal cockatoo-print short-sleeved shirt. There is a point of diminishing returns when it comes to short-sleeved shirts in loud prints. You are approaching it rapidly.

Do not write an on-the-nose transition memoir called Son Of A Preacher Man. You d…

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