Narrator: I would just like to open with the reminder that everyone is an asshole and nobody tips poets anymore
Ebain: due to a recent influx in count-murdering I have decided the simplest way to keep track of who owns what house is to invent primogeniture
Narrator: once again, quick reminder that everyone nowadays is absolute horror-f…
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