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Le Roman de Silence

Le Roman de Silence

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Daniel Lavery
Nov 24, 2018
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Narrator: I would just like to open with the reminder that everyone is an asshole and nobody tips poets anymore

Ebain: due to a recent influx in count-murdering I have decided the simplest way to keep track of who owns what house is to invent primogeniture

Narrator: once again, quick reminder that everyone nowadays is absolute horror-f…

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