Liz Taylor's Marriages, Ranked In Order Of T4T Energy

I respectfully now, as ever, decline to define t4t energy; my job is merely to identify and tag it when spotted in the wild. I’m not a scientist. Elizabeth Taylor was born with two sets of eyelashes and fished a tooth out of Montgomery Clift’s throat so he didn’t choke on his own bones after his car accident; that’s t4t. Having a terrible movie made abo…