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A few of the Hawaiian islands have a feral chicken problem. I’m not sure just how serious the issue is for residents, but as a merely occasional visitor I respond consistently and predictably to the sight of a wild chicken walking around in the middle of the day: I absolutely lose my mind. The joy, the shock, the thrill of the moment has never once fade…