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My Keys Are In Hawaii

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My Keys Are In Hawaii

Daniel Lavery
Nov 13, 2019
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My Keys Are In Hawaii

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But I am not in Hawaii! I am back at home. My car keys, my apartment keys…all of the many and sundry keys I so often enjoy using to open and sometimes close things, are in the state of Hawaii, where I do not live and where am I not currently visiting now. Where are your keys? What’s the last thing you left behind before realizing, Home Alone-like, that …

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