The Chatner

Share this post

New Seasonal Allergies Just Dropped

www.thechatner.com

Discover more from The Chatner

A newsletter about rejiggered classics, transmasculine underpinnings of the plucky heroine, and the failure-limits of graciousness, from table manners to family estrangement.
Over 17,000 subscribers
Continue reading
Sign in

New Seasonal Allergies Just Dropped

Daniel Lavery
Apr 20, 2021
27
Share this post

New Seasonal Allergies Just Dropped

www.thechatner.com
2
Share

Happy spring! I feel great, don’t you??

Here are 2021’s latest new seasonal allergies, hot off the press

  • Reading about ADHD symptoms online

  • Battle of Hastings

  • Exposure to food

  • Allergies

  • Birth order

  • Polyphonic music (discovery only)

  • Respiration (breathing)

  • Respiration (other)

  • Pet photography

  • Prop work

  • Food chain

  • Online mattress companies

  • Having allergies

  • Late Bronze Age collapse

  • Absorption

  • Getting your little steps in

  • Seasons

  • Divisions of the year based on weather, ecology, axial tilt, and the number of daylight hours in a given region

  • Rubbing your eyes

  • Gaudeamus igitur (concept)

  • Journalism school

  • Dusk

  • Terms

  • Conditions

  • Cast reunions

  • Risk factors

  • Lists

  • Incarnation

  • Archetypes

  • Mythopoeic thought

  • Weather

  • The transience of beauty and the frailty of human life

  • Being inside a pharmacy

  • Thinking about the timeline of the far future

  • Celebrity updates

  • Having allergies

  • Liminality

  • Gaudeamus igitur (song)

  • Rhetorical questions

  • “I could eat” (hearing or saying)

  • Refreshing the mainpage

  • Feeling the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in, today is where your book begins

  • Pomodoro technique

  • Figurative language

  • Hands

27
Share this post

New Seasonal Allergies Just Dropped

www.thechatner.com
2
Share
2 Comments
Share this discussion

New Seasonal Allergies Just Dropped

www.thechatner.com
Madeleine
Apr 20, 2021Liked by Daniel Lavery

Reading about adhd symptoms online aka my biggest allergy

Expand full comment
Reply
Share
Alex (they/them)
Apr 21, 2021

"Reading about ADHD symptoms online" I love it, but you don't need to call me out like that, you know?

Expand full comment
Reply
Share
Top
New
Community

No posts

Ready for more?

© 2023 Daniel M. Lavery
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start WritingGet the app
Substack is the home for great writing