Niles Crane As The Great Theatrical Heroines of History

NILES:

It's true, Maris. When I lived at home with Dad, he used to tell me his opinion about everything, and so I had the same opinion. If I thought differently, I had to hide it from him, or he wouldn't have liked it. He called me his little doll, and he used to play with me just as I played with my dolls. Then I came to live in your house —

MARIS [offst…