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Niles Crane As The Great Theatrical Heroines of History

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Daniel Lavery
Oct 25, 2019
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NILES:

It's true, Maris. When I lived at home with Dad, he used to tell me his opinion about everything, and so I had the same opinion. If I thought differently, I had to hide it from him, or he wouldn't have liked it. He called me his little doll, and he used to play with me just as I played with my dolls. Then I came to live in your house —

MARIS [offst…

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