Nora Ephron's "I Feel Bad About My Neck," Transmasculine Edition

Originally, with both apologies and gratitude. N.B. that all necks vary, and that the views expressed herein do not perfectly represent Nora Ephron nor yours truly, although they may, occasionally, gesture at a larger and more all-encompassing truth.

I feel bad about my neck. Truly I do. If you saw my neck, you might feel bad about it too, but you’d prob…