Now That It's Almost The Holidays There Better Not Be Any Borrowers In My Damn Apartment

• I’ve been inside too long for this shit to be cute

• You had better not have developed any resourceful little networks in my walls

• I don’t want to hear any damn Borrowers

• Absolutely not

• whatever it is, go get your own

• Oh, what’s that, are you making do with whatever’s available? I do not care

• Don’t fucking call me a bean

• Fuck off

• I do not care about the problems

• stop being like people but a little different

• I needed that

• I still need that

• Give that back

• you sound like a bug and you want me to feel sorry for you, both at the same time? Absolutely no

• You can live in a beautiful clock and I can’t

• it’s not borrowing

• You don’t respect yourselves

• I don’t find your whimsy

• I don’t like your naming conventions at all

• Go away

• You are also stealing my privacy

• stop making me think about wartime rationing

• Fuck tininess

• I’m gonna be home a lot even more for holidays and I want my coziness to belong to me

• Fuck you definitely

• Ugh

• fuck off of borrowing please

• oh do you still remember that one week in summer you visited your great aunt? I do not care about this story, remember it by yourself

• quit bothering me

• Where are you??

• I’m too tired for folksing

• Go away from my house, I don’t want to worry about your smallness

• Leave me alone!!! you can steal from me or you can live in my house but you can’t do both at the same time