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Oh, No – I've Overprais'd Sir's Elegant Body And Now It's Growing

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Oh, No – I've Overprais'd Sir's Elegant Body And Now It's Growing

Daniel Lavery
May 16, 2019
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Oh, No – I've Overprais'd Sir's Elegant Body And Now It's Growing

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Oh, heavens preserve us! Had I any notion that my words of praise towards the elegance and lithery of Sir’s most elegant personage would lead to such distension, I swear I’d never have said a word! The fault is mine, mine entirely that Sir is now subject to such distressing unfoldenings and enlengthening of limb and torso that he’s outgrown the couch, a…

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