Persuasion, or: Those Assholes
Sir Walter Elliot: I’ve read one book, and it’s about where I was born
and I’ve played one game
and it’s called HOT OR NOT
and I play it literally 100% of the time
also: none of you are hot and it’s infuriating
I’m leaving town, NOT BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF MONEY BUYING HAIR POMADES, but because none of you are hot enough to look at
Lady Russell: I’m a pers…