Possible Dinnertimes, In Order Of Moral Laxity

I was raised by two Protestant ministers in the Midwest. My views on when dinnertime ought to be are are as fixed and immutable as the Westminster Shorter Catechism.

4:30pm.

Obviously this is not an option when dealing with others. I am not unreasonable; I am not suggesting you ring up a couple of pals and suggest they meet you at the local brasserie at …