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Someone Left Their Keys In The Men's Room

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Someone Left Their Keys In The Men's Room

Daniel Lavery
Dec 6, 2018
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Someone Left Their Keys In The Men's Room

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The following poem is to be read in John Mulaney’s “Someone’s in here! Someone’s in here” interrupted-by-knocking-in-a-public-bathroom voice.

The voice in your head should sound like my girlfriend saying, “Ugh, that guy” whenever someone mentions John Mulaney

I used the men’s room yesterday! I don’t always! But yesterday I did!

And I thought, oh no! Oh …

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