Sounds Like A Good Idea: Fresh Servitude and Heaps of Self-Pity

Tuesday is Sunday; Sunday Tuesday. Part I available here:

The Twelve Steps As I Understand Them When I’m In A Bad Mood And Don’t Want To Feel Better

1. Told everyone, unprompted, what a giant baby we were so they know they’re not allowed to get mad at us ever again

2. Became alienatingly and incomprehensibly religious

3. Told everyone, unprompted, that we were beco…