(It was an hour-and-twenty-minute-long boat ride from Avalon in Catalina to Dana Point. I stood at the very back of the boat and looked straight at the horizon, as this is the only attitude my body can adopt without becoming boatsick.)
Ahh, the Sea!!! The SEA! THe bountiful, bounding SEA!! The Sea the C the Sea the SEA the sea the sea the scea the see th…