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The Blair Witch Project and the Men's Room

The Blair Witch Project and the Men's Room

in which I stop avoiding talking about bathrooms

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Daniel Lavery
Jan 10, 2020
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When I first started using the men’s room on a reliable basis, I had to steel myself against the constant shock of unpredictable urinal placement. Any bathroom smaller than the kind you find in airports, with one reliable wing of stalls and one aerodynamic wing of urinals, posed the same space-saving problem. Sometimes there is only one urinal, sometime…

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