The Daily Coffee-Cup Regret Index

Cup the first: Though sorrow may endureth for the night, joy cometh in the morning! As long as the earth remains, there will be planting and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night! It is good for the people to eat, drink, and enjoy their labors under the sun during the short span God hath given them, to accept their lot in life. I shou…