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The Foundings of Rome

The Foundings of Rome

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Daniel Lavery
Feb 20, 2019
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1. Pelasgians built a city and called it Rome.

1a. The people of Troy fleeing after its downfall were driven to Rome by storms and dropped their anchors in the Tiber, whereupon:

TROJAN WOMAN #1: what is this

TROJAN WOMAN #2: what is this

some kind of fucking ocean

TROJAN WOMAN #3: i absolutely hate this

TROJAN WOMAN #1: it is completely the o…

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