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Rook's avatar

This makes me so sad for the hypothetical ancient time traveler. I'll listen to your dreams, buddy!!!!

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catherine's avatar

Does this mean you don’t wanna hear about the dream I had about you last night?

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Mike Oppenheim's avatar

this has me hysterically cackling! Thank you so much!

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Glencora's avatar

Complete list of people who get to tell me about their dreams without me feigning a seizure:

My kid*

* When the story hits the 1:30 mark the subject will be discreetly steered into any other direction

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Auros's avatar

"coordinated grins that are both sheepish and wolfish at the same time"

Dang. That is one of the most precise skewerings of a class of persons who would be on Ko-Ko's list that I have ever encountered.

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