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Marisa's avatar

This self-love definitely dares speak its name.

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Auzin Ahmadi's avatar

hating on Douglas never gets old lmao thank you for this

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Daddy aka Hayden's avatar

"I win a lot of court cases back home but I’m happy to play on your court today, even though it’s riddled of infractions and is not regulation-sized"—I think you missed an opportunity to mention the Marquess of Queensberry Rules here. Otherwise great, as usual.

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Peregrine's avatar

"Perhaps I may be allowed to plead that as I am now over seventy years of age..." at this point he's tipped so far over into self parody that I honest to God thought I was reading an italicized section at first

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Beverly Button's avatar

Brilliant, Daniel.

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Amal El-Mohtar's avatar

OH MY GOD??????

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Jenny Hamilton's avatar

You may already be aware of this, but there exists a book of letters between Bosie and George Bernard Shaw, and it is a remarkable volume. They spend every letter insulting each other bitterly but also seem mutually contented with their friendship (they have little nicknames for each other; I am alight with anticipation for you to discover what Bosie's is). I recommend to your particular attention their exchange when GBS reads Oscar Wilde: A Summing-Up (in August 1939) and sends his feedback about it. Absolute goldmine of petty bitchiness. I return to it any time I am feeling blue.

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