The Scariest Part Of Scary Movies Is Everyone Agreeing About You Except For You

Most of my friends don’t like scary movies, which means I pretty much only ever get to see them with Brook (loves ‘em), Nicole (loves ‘em), and/or Grace (completely indifferent, describes herself as “being on a lifelong quest to understand what you, Danny, get out of them, at which point I will never need to see another scary movie again,” which, fair e…