The Stages of Not-Considering Bottom Surgery
Previously: The Stages of Not Going on T. Your stages may vary.
No, I’m waiting until they can just turn the lower half of my body into a satyr. It’s called the Silenus Method and they’ve had some really promising-sounding results in Vancouver.
Oh, I’m not gonna get it. It sounds horrible. But are you gonna get it? Do you think there’ll be any leftovers?…