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The Stages of Not-Considering Bottom Surgery
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The Stages of Not-Considering Bottom Surgery

Daniel Lavery
Sep 30, 2021
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Previously: The Stages of Not Going on T. Your stages may vary.

No, I’m waiting until they can just turn the lower half of my body into a satyr. It’s called the Silenus Method and they’ve had some really promising-sounding results in Vancouver.

Oh, I’m not gonna get it. It sounds horrible. But are you gonna get it? Do you think there’ll be any leftovers?…

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