The Stages Of Receiving Physical Mail, Like In Your Mailbox

1. No. Absolutely not.

2. What? No. I just looked at that yesterday.

3. Impertinent. Impertinent. Insubordinate, and – churlish.

4. That doesn’t look like anything to me.

5. I – There’s too many of them now. I will move the pile of mail from the mailbox to the kitchen counter. The kitchen counter is the place for me to start getting my life in order. The kitchen counte…