Things I Believe Instinctively And Also Incorrectly

• All rocks are the same age

• The same water can never be boiled twice

• [30 seconds after looking at the clock] It’s been five minutes since I looked at the clock

• [Intending to leave, strongly] I have already left

• It causes actors physical pain if I pause a movie to get a glass of water, the kindest thing to do is let the scene continue and rewind upon retur…