Things I Believe Instinctively And Also Incorrectly

  • All rocks are the same age

  • The same water can never be boiled twice

  • [30 seconds after looking at the clock] It’s been five minutes since I looked at the clock

  • [Intending to leave, strongly] I have already left

  • It causes actors physical pain if I pause a movie to get a glass of water, the kindest thing to do is let the scene continue and rewind upon retur…

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