All rocks are the same age
The same water can never be boiled twice
[30 seconds after looking at the clock] It’s been five minutes since I looked at the clock
[Intending to leave, strongly] I have already left
It causes actors physical pain if I pause a movie to get a glass of water, the kindest thing to do is let the scene continue and rewind upon retur…
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