Things I Have Yelled At My Television Set, Which Cannot Hear Me, While Watching The Terror

(It’s a very good show!)

• “I don’t know how our boys are going to turn it around this time, but they’ve never let us down before!”

• “THEY ARE VERY SHORTLY — OUR BOYS — GOING TO TURN IT AROUND.”

• “I look forward to watching the boys get out of another scrape tonight, and then going home and dismantling British imperialism!”

• “Ah! — Nevertheless,”

• “Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh…