Previously in this series: Things I Will Not Say to Detective Columbo (“Yes, yes, all right, if it’s only for a minute, come in, then”) and Oh, Detective! I Hadn't Noticed You There. Please, Allow Me To Furtively Drop Something. Things I will not say to Hercule Poirot:
I remember Poirot showing the correct way to eat a mango 🥭
So useful!