Thirteen Reasons A Trans Man Might Apply Makeup In The Middle of The Afternoon

1. To keep one’s hand in, and to see if one is just as bad at applying mascara to the lower lashes as one remembers (one is). Yes, one remembers that the community is divided on whether a person ought to wear mascara on their bottom lashes or not, but one would prefer to think of it as a decision rather than a lack of ability.

2. As insurance during the occasi…