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AmZ's avatar

I read the whole thing in the voices of John Cleese and Michael Palin

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Daniel Lavery's avatar

That seems right, yes

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Kate T.'s avatar

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the two Romans were British!

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Daniel Thistlethwaite's avatar

"As soon as it starts to look like people I start crying" is very touching.

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Abby's avatar

I was having crazy sex dreams about this guy in undergrad

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Jendi's avatar

According to this statue, the Gauls invented 1980s hairstyles for men.

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Kate T.'s avatar

Ooh, a new series?! I will pay you money to make the two Romans create the Aldborough wolf.

https://www.worldhistory.org/image/3859/she-wolf-mosaic/

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Daniel Lavery's avatar

this is dead accurate though

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R Meager's avatar

it's "stiff torc" that makes this one

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Mike Oppenheim's avatar

brilliant!

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