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Jul 27, 2023Liked by Daniel Lavery

As an obligate 5:30'er, I'm afraid I have to report the answer to "my god, when are you going to have lunch?" is very often something like ten in the morning.

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"My God, what time are you going to have lunch?"

The whole point of being up this early is the opportunity for second breakfast.

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Every time my alarm goes off at 5:45, I have to think to myself, “You wanted to be a kindergarten teacher; you love this job.” And yes, I and my students are all scheduled to eat lunch at 9:56 every day.

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The *precision* of this, the things it tells me about my life, the overlap with my experience that fits exquisitely without blurring a single line

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Jul 27, 2023Liked by Daniel Lavery

Good lord I feel 9am in my bones.

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But what about we, the Eleveneers?

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My new greeting: “I would like to shake your hand and fry you an egg!”🍳

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I was writing in the library when I took a break to read this(which came to me through the Browser). Sadly, it prompted a fit of you-shouldn't-laugh-outloud-in-the-library-but-you-can't-help-it giggles, which produced nastly looks from the people around me trying to read or write or just sit in quiet for a moments, which, of course, made my laughing all the worse. (I am an unreformed early early riser, myself, but all the self-congratulatory stuff some folks wear about when talking about what time they happen to get up has always seemed funny to me. Especially in this mad sad productivity/profit driven world of late capitalism

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I only read negative things about the time I get up ... how sad ... a little bit like saying "to add insult to injury"

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As a morning person, I really want a wind down times version of this lol. Or better yet, waking-up times for night owls

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well this was just jolly wonderful

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We all rise at seven, but differ as to whether we abide by the local time or the time kept by our more preferred land.

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What about waking up at 4:30 and staring at the horizon where the sun will eventually rise, breathing excitedly?

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7am is really resonating

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I entirely gauge how normal people live by this series. I will never otherwise know as I don't get up til 2 so they've not only left but gone all the way round by then.

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