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puckworth bartleby's avatar

This. More "boylike" content, highlighting the moments boyishness is described with Anne Shirley-esque effusiveness. Please affirm my weird gay gender through literature. #representationmatters

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Ryan Kenny's avatar

I am also just finishing book 13 - step for step! Not sure if it meets your strict criteria, but I thought of the last Jack post when I came to the description of the Diane's topgallant mast creaking under him - it seems Stephen is not the only source of commentary about his weight! At this rate he'll be ballast enough for a 74 by the end of the series

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Thomas Gordanier's avatar

Thank you for mentioning Jagiello. Patrick O'Brien independently evolving the Mary Sue (Jagiello being beautiful and perfect and everyone loves him, except for being clumsy in a way that never causes any real consequences) cracks me up.

Unless it's not independent evolution, and O'Brien was aware of Trek fan culture... the timing works out!

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JJW's avatar

ok FINE i'll read the aubreyad again...twist my leg why don't you....

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VermiciousKnid42's avatar

I love the honest befuddlement the male characters express at Jagiello's attractiveness to the ladies. Impossibly handsome, long curly golden hair, dresses like a dandy and a voice like an angel, why he's practically a girl himself!

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Anton's avatar

This is the exact literary gender audit I crave. I would now like a formal boyishness-to-page-count ratio chart, complete with a line graph showing Jack’s joy-to-weight curve as the series progresses. Also: “a girlfriend-in-a-sexy-big-shirt moment” is now canonically how I will describe Diana Villiers to anyone who hasn't read the series. Please consider a follow-up tallying who in the series is described as “like a monkey,” “like a hatstand,” or “like a dry bone.”

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Savannah's avatar

i'm 60% of the way through master and commander and already 1.5 loblolly boys have died, very dangerous to be an actual boy, seemingly the most dangerous job on the ship although i don't know what loblollying entails

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Daniel Lavery's avatar

also most of the loblolly boys are 50!

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Jenny Smith's avatar

At work so I don’t have Desolation Island on hand, but isn’t the first quote under Diana actually about Louisa Wogan?

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Daniel Lavery's avatar

You’re quite right! i’ll have to adjust my score!

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