A Day In The Life of a Cognitive-Behavioral Therapist

this is not real

Previously: A day in the life of a psychoanalyst.

730am: Rise and grind!!!

8:00am: Re-order coloring books.

8:15am: Reset electrified grid and food dispenser in waiting room.

8:30am: Breakfast with Moleskine reps.

9:15am: Neoliberalism

9:30am: Take over colleague’s offices

9:45am: Resist materialism

10:30am: Context clues meeting with representatives of other k…