Ello, Yewchube…women, like bees, are disappearing at an absolutely alarming rate, innit? Can’t even pop out for a cheeky Nando’s, or a big shop, anymore. Chewsday. Regrettably, despite heterosexually inventing an orphan in the 90s, I must now let it be known that I am officially worried about lesbians.
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